Here Ye Here Ye

ALL HAIL THE KING OF LUISITA

Here Ye, Here Ye
King Benigno has Ordered for his Yellow Army to Move out
The Pinas Country is in Need for a Change and The King needs your Help

His Dumbness' first Order of Change is to Renovate his house at Times
To be able to Build a new Presidential Video Game Room
for himself, baby James, and Josh

His Dumbness' second Order of Change is to allow the Constitution
To make Kris Aquino Commander in Chief and Press Secretary
and Boy Abunda as First Lady

His Dumbness' third Order of Change is to settle the Hacienda Luisita land distribution
Give money and aid to the Farmers
Then find ANOTHER HUGE piece of Land to Own and Abuse

His Dumbness' final Order of Change is to appoint GMA as secret Presidental Adviser
Mar Roxas as Presidential Chauffer and Bodyguard
and Jamby Madrigal as Presidential Pet (Attack Dog)

Here Ye, Here Ye
Noynoy Doesn't KNOW S**T
We shall all DIE